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From Macquarie to Gundaroo From Odinfest to Morrisset too... (chorus) We must be strong and brave The Mediæval Movement we've got to save If the SCA plot suck-ceeds (ih! ih!) They'll destroy reality.... They ponce about in fancy dress And suck up to the Baroness They think that life's a game of D&D... (chorus) They fool around with wooden sticks They think they're cool, but THEY'RE JUST PR*CKS! They can't accept that swords are made from steel... (chorus) They hit each other with rattan canes And pulverise their stupid brains They've never read a work of history... (chorus) (...and they did!) © Andy Sinclair(?) Traditional, Orig. Macquarie Hackers (Tune: Starblazers) |
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Truly
the Song of Songs! Where is the true re-enactor whose heart does
not swell at the sound of its immortal strains? Where is the SCA
dick-dog who does not cringe (or laugh) as their dirty (Lycra©)
laundry is aired? Originally written by the Macquarie Hackers, the University-based Mediaeval group whose members went on to form the core of the Routiers, this has to be one of the most well-known songs in the re-enactment scene. The second line originally said "From Odinfest to Maldon too ", but after the Routier's historic victory at Morrissett, the name of that immortal battleground was substituted as being... how shall we say? ...more appropriate? |